Balqis • 23
That fact that I am insane is just part of my charm
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Working in food service is so surreal because like… nothing I do for people is anywhere close to life and death, but some customers absolutely act as though it is. I look a woman dead in the eye and solemnly inform her that unfortunately we are out of oat milk, and I see her heart shatter in front of me, right there at the bakery counter at 8 in the morning. I feel like a handsome TV surgeon informing someone that their beloved fiancée died on the table. He’s gone… I’m so sorry. We lost him. We are out of oat milk
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wish the stock market was about tasty soups and stews instead of whatever fantasy land nonsense it actually is about
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@staff yall can delete me but you cant stop my pussy from being fat in real life so die
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